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I’m way to proud of this snapchat. #snapchat #sneakypinky #defensivedrivingsucksdick

I’m way to proud of this snapchat. #snapchat #sneakypinky #defensivedrivingsucksdick

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ruinedchildhood:

has this been done yet

(via ugly)

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mylifeasqueenb:

girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle

(via tittled)

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a-joshifer-shipper:

mockingjace:

ennobaria:

Jennifer about the fans

#her bodyguard tho

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"You all need jesus."

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hex-girlfriend:

i’m still pissed off about growing up

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But I’d rather stuff my face with food and watch movies about sex.

— The woman I’m serving at work.
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man-eatingcat:

movsi:

corophagia:

The Central Nervous System, containing the brain and spinal cord.

This is who you are.

pretty much

man-eatingcat:

movsi:

corophagia:

The Central Nervous System, containing the brain and spinal cord.

This is who you are.

pretty much

(via whereyagoingwiththatsoul)

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marshmallowviscera:

people talkin like “I thought this was supposed to be the future where are my flying cars”

yall do know that surgeons recently 3D printed a new skull for a woman and that we have machines who learn and recognize themselves in mirrors and recently we found a galaxy that SHOULDN’T EXIST

like

fuck flying cars, guys

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nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

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cynfinitebeyond:

floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"

DYING omg

LITERALLY held in suspense. Sheesh.

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